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Eff Demotivational Poster


TOP 10 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART -


TAGS: hope you appreciate the effort
Rating: 4.46/5

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oldthrashbar - April 20, 2013, 8:30 pm
Just thought I would point out that this is not original material. Previous comments led me to believe that was important on this site. Thats why I'm mentioning it. Just saying. Still a funny joke though.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
sorry only meant to post once
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
In america thats a job well done
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:38 pm
In america thats a job well done
Bolverk37782 - July 7, 2011, 6:07 pm
Or in the UK use ASDA instead of Wal-Mart (their owned by the same tight gits)


THE DUDE - Or "The Dude", "His Dudeness", "El Duderino" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.




YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


APOLOGIES -


TAGS: extra effort means the most
Rating: 4.95/5

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lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




ONE-STOP SHOPPING -




MINIMALISM -




VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


LETS GO GET SOME BBQ - and get bizzy!




AAAHHH!!! -


TAGS: fresh prince bel air will smith dj jazzy jazz jeff tv sitcom
Rating: 1.96/5

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w00t - August 12, 2009, 3:43 pm
Jazz ftw!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:28 am
I think he's made entirely out of VIDEO!
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 8:59 pm
Now, will the caption be throw out after him?


PERSEVERANCE -




AND THE ONES THAT MOTHER GIVES YOU -


TAGS: jefferson airplane white rabbit
Rating: 4.6/5

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CaptCourageous - November 6, 2011, 10:32 am
it looks like the face is facing forward and sideways at the same time
Bob D. Sailor - June 15, 2011, 10:58 pm
This picture is creeping me out majorly.


TRUE LOVE -




CHEESE WHIZ - Because peanut butter gets boring after a while. Right, Sparky? *zzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp*


TAGS: dog efff that canada tribute
Rating: 4.29/5

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premiumgrade - January 14, 2014, 9:12 pm
Don't sweat it Bartimaeus. Cheese is cheese to the pup unless he's a contributor to Cheese Connoisseur magazine. 5Lions. Good work.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011, 5:41 am
Dear God...How could I have made such a horrible mistake. I apologize for all the lives I've ruined and especially to you, good sir...though you didn't have one to begin with.
cheesewhiz - May 18, 2011, 11:52 am
Fail! Easy Cheese is NOT Cheese Whiz. Look at the actual can and the fact that it says "Easy Cheese". Like I said, FAIL!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:16 am
zzzip hahahahhaha
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:47 pm
It's bacooooooon!
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:05 pm
zzzzzziiiiiiipppppp
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 2:03 pm
It's not just you.....but it is you in the pic right?.......don't lie.
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sure thing, Moo+. I'm glad you like it. I mean, is it just me, or does it look like this guy is thinking EXACTLY what's on this poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 1:42 pm
Well done Bart. Don't forget to post it to the forum. 5L


FUN SIZED SNICKERS? -


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm
:})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally g**?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
It's true, I am 4º out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna a**ume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Just because they only let you limey f***s eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am
Agreed. 5.


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.




DELEGATION -


TAGS: calendar effortless
Rating: 4.88/5

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Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 11:18 am
d***, i knew there was a spinner thingie!!!
spacedog - June 3, 2011, 5:32 pm
Bingo! 5L


INNER BEAUTY -


TAGS: beauty book movie special effects
Rating: 4.66/5

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mariand - September 18, 2011, 4:50 pm
LOL... am5ome
gas - September 16, 2011, 6:37 pm
xD thanks
spacedog - September 16, 2011, 6:30 pm
Great poster. 5L
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:53 pm

and yet another ga5 poster fav'd. nice


BOWLING - Allowing fat men everywhere to claim they play a sport.


TAGS: jeff
Rating: 4.42/5

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OR... - You can just stop being lazy.




JEFFREY DAHMER - He looks hungry.


TAGS: jeffrey dahmer eating people douche fag
Rating: 2.5/5

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Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 2:05 am
Hey...HEY! Why didn't they give Hannibal Lecter the death penalty? Because...they were afraid of what he'd want for a last meal! Waka! Waka! Waka!
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:03 am
om nom nom
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:28 pm
You gotta stop watching the Discovery Channel... you're getting news that's about 14 years old. Motifake #14074 nailed it.


JEFFREY DAHMER - NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM


TAGS: jeffrey dahmer
Rating: 3/5

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Z-Bob - April 13, 2009, 10:58 am
Technically that's not true. Wishing a president was dead is not treason. Stating that you are going to make it happen is. Although I would not take the chance that those Secret Service guys wouldn't make that distinction. For what it's worth...
WTFO - January 26, 2009, 12:19 am
Hey S7, why don't you email the former President's office with that comment? That way we won't have to read your ignorance after the Secret Service catch up with you. NOTE: your statement is an act of treason (for those confused of the rules)
Mark - January 25, 2009, 11:05 am
What's the matter Scorpio7? Did Jeff turn you down for a date?
Scorpio7 - January 25, 2009, 9:12 am
Thank Gawd he's dead. Wish George W. Bush (and everyone like him) was, also.
Vedder - July 31, 2008, 1:20 am
DIRTY FRANK!!!


TRUST -




BOOZE - I experienced the consequences of it by myself, but thankfully it never had been this bad!




JEFFREE STAR - Gets more boys than Megan Fox




FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient


TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

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Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway


Energy Star -




COME ON BABY -


TAGS: ape fights effort crankyhead
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:43 pm
I'd have expected the electric slide.


EFFORTLESS -




MEXICAN FOOD - Can have that effect




TRIUMPH -


TAGS: failure pause dramatic effect alone
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 4, 2012, 8:09 am
I second that
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 5:08 am
Beautiful man.. Just beautiful.


Just a spark -


TAGS: just one effing spark
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 2, 2015, 4:25 am
nailed it a 5er
MissPriss - July 2, 2015, 3:09 am
So I'm not the only one? Phew! 5 smoking L's Mr.Gary.
mizzdizz - July 1, 2015, 5:42 pm
Tooo true! LOL!!! Guilty of this one, too many times! 5L


EFFORTLESS - Often, that which looks effortless Takes the greatest of skill and concentration to accomplish


TAGS: effortless
Rating: 4.94/5

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Diggy - June 5, 2011, 5:37 pm
Like a boss...
Reality Lord - June 3, 2011, 8:09 pm

yup
spacedog - June 2, 2011, 9:41 pm
Nice one, house. 5L
house - June 2, 2011, 9:27 pm
thx rerun....also posted to MotiTwist
rerun - June 2, 2011, 9:11 pm

am5ome


BALLS -


TAGS: jefferson declaration of independance t*** or gtfo your mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 26, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice! 5L


DEATH TO AMERICA -


TAGS: an a for effort
Rating: 3.93/5

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Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 4:48 pm
Looks like they stole someone's beach towel to do an impromptu burning.
AdmiralAckbar - October 12, 2010, 2:26 pm
and haters going to hate.
beastmaster - October 12, 2010, 2:23 pm
Oh, Achmed ... As Cousin Forrest would say "Stoopid is as stoopid does." LOL
Airman - September 29, 2010, 3:20 pm
LOL @ Haar. I thought it was a British Flag, but not exactly, or Australia. Nope. cook islands it is then
Haarakkon - September 29, 2010, 2:49 pm
Better odds.
Arkot - September 29, 2010, 2:33 pm
Yes I do know what a joke is but I'm not sure if I'm just not very good at making them or if I simply have a really wierd sense of humour. And why the Cook Islands?
Airman - September 29, 2010, 2:30 pm
HA! Death to the Cook Islands!
Airman - September 29, 2010, 2:25 pm
do you understand the concept of a joke? this isn't motifact.. on a side note, your avatar strongly resembles a uterus, with fallopian tubes. Numpties.. never heard it, but I do like it
Arkot - September 29, 2010, 2:16 pm
What a load of numpties, there aren't even any countries that use the flag they're burning


MASS EFFECT 3 THE CRUCIBLE -




The Dude Abides -


TAGS: thedude surfsup penguin cartoon jeffbridges
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:25 am
I love the Dude


SEMANTICS -


TAGS: luck effort motivation cliche optimist
Rating: 4.83/5

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Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:33 pm
This is a rock solid demotivator. A slap in the face to idiots who say and pretnd to believe stuff like this.


MY NEW CUBICLE - My boss said I was full of shit and this would improve my efficiency at work .


TAGS: new cubicle work efficiency ****
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - May 24, 2012, 10:10 am
Yeah, Milton, my antihero…..or George Costanza my other antihero
dy2012 - May 24, 2012, 6:44 am
better than Milton Waddams office space :)


. -


TAGS: jefferson
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:14 pm
Maybe Thomas Jefferson DID say that. Just not THAT Thomas Jefferson.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2014, 10:21 pm
I can see my house from here._ Jesus
Cannabal - May 19, 2014, 7:24 pm
"What the f'uck is the internet?!" ~Jay Mewes
Reality Lord - May 19, 2014, 6:53 pm

don't believe everything you read on the internet. _ Plato


PROCRASTINATION MOTIFAKE STYLE -




70'S TV WORD PLAY - When you get it, you'll LOL.


TAGS: 70 s tv washington jefferson
Rating: 2.88/5

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north star - July 31, 2009, 8:15 pm
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson then George Jefferson.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:22 am
OOOH! OOOH! I got it! Is it "Sanford and Son"...?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
This is the funniest poster you ever made Todd Snyder. 1 Lion
BuZZbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:04 am
Don't like to be Snickered at? Would you rather he be Milky Waying you? Ba-dum-dum
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 9:43 pm
Either do I Porc...but I have been drinking
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:25 pm
Sean is always *snickering* at me....
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 9:15 pm
I just don't get it
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
d***! And here all this time I actually thought Sean was laughing WITH me.....
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 9:11 pm
Dogfight!
MO - July 27, 2009, 9:09 pm
buzz check!! Got it. LOL
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
snicker = meaning not LOL. In fact only "1L" not 2L's.
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:38 pm
psst!!! Buzzzz!!! todd......no snicker!
BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
**snicker, snicker** WHEEZIE!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:35 pm
I got it immediately, and I 1L'd


Welcome to colorful colorado -




Meh -




STUPID CRAP -


TAGS: the motifake effect
Rating: 4.9/5

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swynwr - February 19, 2011, 12:34 pm
What a load of CRAP.!


IT DID MISS A FEW SPOTS THOUGH -




MAKING A DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: world better effort
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Thanks guys!
ughomer - November 21, 2012, 8:16 am
Plus the Toilet Seat Covers dispenser was EMPTY!
Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 2:59 am
LoL. Great poster. Fav'd and hung up in our porta potties outside... : )


MAKING A DIFFERENCE -




RAGE -


TAGS: loud proud and eff you
Rating: 4.09/5

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CaptainBaked - March 31, 2011, 5:51 pm
Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country... good song
federicodz - March 31, 2011, 12:11 pm
one of Dr. Johnson`s greatest quotes!


DEMONICALLY POSSESSED - Four out of five Doctors prefer demon WP to counteract those nasty effects of possession




LIBERAL PALMISTRY 101 - The little palm reading I know tells me you don't have much time left as a party 'leader'... sorry.


TAGS: liberal canada fail ignatieff
Rating: 1.8/5


EFFICIENCY - the extent to which time or effort is well used for the intended task or purpose.




TENDER MOMENTS -




THE STRANGER -




CANADA - Apparently you CAN die there... So much for their great health care system!


TAGS: august challenge canada can cause harmful side effects
Rating: 3.61/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:41 pm
That explains why you don't find deros on the streets in Canada.


INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION -


TAGS: vt terminal velocity m mass of the falling object g acceleration due to gravity cd drag coefficient density of the fluid through which the object is falling and a projected area of the object
Rating: 3.05/5

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Derek - November 30, 2009, 2:26 am
...with the small proviso that one has a particular type of vehicle


WORK - Has some advantageous side-effects




A FAIRY TRUTH - "Can't wait for the effect to set in, are you sure you gave her the right apple?"


TAGS: can t wait for the effect to set in are you sure you gave her the right apple
Rating: 2.7/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
LOL


EVOLUTION -




LIBERAL CHOICE - You have the option to pull my finger or I'll pull an election... Either way, it's going to stink!


TAGS: liberal ignatieff fail
Rating: 1.83/5
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:52 am
well,i do agree with what was said. but quit posting spam


SQUIRTLE - Used Water Gun!




PARANOIA -




candor -


TAGS: miss effort
Rating: 5/5

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Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 1:35 am
My empty attempts of veiled connection have been revealed.


Aspirations -


TAGS: honesty time effort goals realism
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:24 pm
The fa5t way to achievement!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 10:12 pm
done


Effort -




Nothing Matters After A While -


TAGS: time calendar effort pay off
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 29, 2013, 6:08 am
Boy, does it ever. At around two I was made aware of ultimate departures. Took me another year to shed my blanky. Now, now I’m just scared of living too long.
Greeny - November 29, 2013, 4:02 am
Thank you Gary; does not the inevitable dirt nap loses some of its scariness with every passing day?
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 10:36 pm
Well……..profundity seems to mottle an already mottled brain…I hate (luv) you Greeny (….Ba5tard)


Joint Ventures -




ROAD HOG -




The Butterfly Effect -


TAGS: b***erfly effect take life seriously
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - December 28, 2013, 2:40 pm
Nice poster


dependence -


TAGS: jefferson
Rating: 4.92/5

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chickenlittle - April 9, 2014, 12:23 am
Haha, thanks Sean :)
Sean - April 8, 2014, 11:26 am
My reaction/observation was in response to how that quote is normally used. But anywho, it's a nice poster (see? back on my meds).
chickenlittle - April 7, 2014, 10:14 pm
Hi Sean, that I don't know. It sounds like I'm trying to be really political with this poster but it's really just meant to be thought-provoking. I thought it was an interesting quote. I almost didn't post it because I wasn't sure it worked.
Sean - April 7, 2014, 9:49 pm
And just how small must a government be before it's too small to take away everything I've got?
EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2014, 10:07 pm
That's not government, that's the plutocrats!


MEN WORKING -




STONE HEART -




AGE -


TAGS: effects
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:35 pm
Yep some just know how to do it a little better than others...teehee.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:08 pm
Everybody Gets Old .


DARTS - Where it's always just the tip!


TAGS: jeff
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greeny - October 3, 2012, 7:27 pm
ditto
Reality Lord - October 3, 2012, 6:58 pm

lol


SLAIN -




COUNT DOWN -


TAGS: no effing pouting gddmt
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2012, 6:20 pm
Heh, looks like we're gettin' a lump of coal, again...
maoworks2 - November 20, 2012, 4:20 pm
Any Time.
GaryO - November 20, 2012, 3:33 pm
..and the fossil makes entry. Thank you mao
maoworks2 - November 20, 2012, 3:18 pm
Hay Who Put My PIcture Up ? 5 Count Downs For The Beard.
GaryO - November 20, 2012, 3:10 pm
well, it's a little late now isn't it.....you a funny guy, mariand....a veddy veddy funny guy
mariand - November 20, 2012, 2:48 pm
personal ph**os aren't alowed...hehehe


antidepressants -




IT'S ALL ABOUT OPTIONS - JUST TURN TO ANOTHER PAGE IN THE KAMA SUTRA




RUNS ON HAY! - But it's only one horsepower.


TAGS: fuel efficient runs on hay
Rating: 4.27/5

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ughomer - December 23, 2012, 6:39 pm
Good one Silver!!
maoworks2 - December 23, 2012, 3:54 pm
What's Good For General Motors Is Good For The Country.


THE GUILT BOUQUET -


TAGS: temporary effect only humor
Rating: 4.22/5

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lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:07 pm

...and put it in the oven so it stay warm 'til she arrives, right?
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 9:06 pm
Yeah, that stuff never works. I found it better to just come home early….and fix her breakfast……….


E FOR EFFORT -


TAGS: effort leisure ambition sloth
Rating: 4.2/5

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motifayk - June 30, 2012, 12:56 pm
An Effortless E for Effort ..
steve1961 - June 29, 2012, 2:19 pm
Thanks to you both for making the effort to comment on my poster and thanks for the multiple lions
spacedog - June 29, 2012, 2:15 pm
LOL! I'd love to give this one the brown ribbon of participation, but it's too d*** clever. 5L
ughomer - June 29, 2012, 1:13 pm
STEVE ~ 5L ON THIS ONE!


SUNRISE - Whether I retire to bed early or late, I always rise with the sun. ~ Thomas Jefferson


TAGS: jefferson thomas sun sleep zoomer
Rating: 4.17/5

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Rudedog - April 1, 2013, 11:58 pm
Is TJ. Referring to morning wood?
ipaprime - April 1, 2013, 8:21 am
not me I go to sleep when it is rising


BABY JEFFERSONS -


TAGS: baby moustache jeffersons
Rating: 4.12/5

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Airman - September 14, 2010, 4:30 pm
LOL
deepsquatter - September 14, 2010, 2:50 pm
one of the few time I really did laugh out loud. Registered today for the first time just to give this a vote of 5
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 6:00 am

nice


FACEPLANT... FOR PRESIDENT - Consummate artist, poster guru, and instructor in "FUNNY"! Plus that crazy clown thing would scare the CRAP out our enemies! No day for you indeed!


TAGS: all clowns need a day thomas jefferclown
Rating: 4/5

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Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 5:44 pm
Lets just say there would be a few changes round these parts.
Chef - June 22, 2010, 5:43 pm
Don't mention it... I would vote for ya! The Thomas Jefferson of creepy clowns!
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 5:40 pm
Thanks buddy


THEN AND NOW - As Newlyweds, you fought just so you could have the make-up sex. As an elderly couple, you fight so that you won't have to sleep in the same room as the other person.




STEREOTYPING - Because you can't meet everyone in the world.




EYE PROTECTION - Vital when wielding the ban hammer... Might wanna invest in a mouth guard too.




YOU'RE DOOM -




Jeff Little -




YOU KNOW YOUR TOWN HAS REDNECKS IF... - The Safeway in town has a sign that discourages you from bringing in firearms.


TAGS: firearms rednecks jeff foxworthy
Rating: 2.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:32 pm
And I want to clarify, I'm not anti-gun. If I were, I'd lose a lot of friends. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:29 pm
I think it's silly because there's no way to enforce unless someone flashes their piece. And in the state of California, laws are made but not enforced.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
Lol! That's right! :-D
MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:39 am
tHE OWNER DOESN'T WANT TO GET SUED FOR $10k BECAUSE SOME CRACK-HEAD WANTS TO ROB THE REGISTER FOR $300. rEMMEBER THAT SCENE IN ROBO-COP, WHERE HE BUSTS UP THE LIQUOR SORE ROBBERY BY THROWING THE GUY INTO THE COOLER AND CAUSING THOUSANDS IN DAMAGES
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2013, 11:12 pm
It's probably not that the owners are anti-2nd amendment, but because of a law that you can't carry where alcohol is sold.


EFFICIENCY - Not always best.


TAGS: efficiency baby dryer
Rating: 2.35/5

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DUDE - April 14, 2009, 12:33 am
OH **** I FORGOT MY BABY IN THE DRYER BRB
Agamemnon218 - October 5, 2008, 11:16 pm
I like how the guy's looking at his watch like he's got a definite length of time in mind!


136 MILES PER GALLON -




PISSIN' IN THE WIND -


TAGS: jerry jeff walker
Rating: 2.09/5

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Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 2:26 am
This was a Jerry Jeff tribute. I still like the outlaw wave of the late 70s.


THE "LET'S GO ALREADY" EFFECT - When you forget how badly your friend drives until you are speeding and weaving down the road. On the wrong side.




THANE KRIOS - I told you the creature from the black lagoon wasn't dead!




I AM NOT GAY... - Let it be known... I can still pick up red-hot-chick!


TAGS: politic liberal ignatieff
Rating: 1.5/5
Sean - August 6, 2009, 10:26 pm
Oh God, retrocrap's Canadian cousin/fiance/baby-momma has found Motifake.


Stress Balls -


TAGS: stress balls i cant stress enough how effective this is
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:29 pm

LOL5


Miss December 2015 -


TAGS: playboy heffner model tramp ***
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 18, 2016, 10:14 am
Thanks, mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:36 pm
ROTFL!!!!! Walmart-- shopping with a free floor show!!! LOL!^!!!!!


Honesty -


TAGS: lincoln thomas jefferson black eye
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - January 14, 2016, 5:45 am
Excellent “A half truth is a whole lie.” a 5er


SOME DAYS, -


TAGS: failure side effect of living
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2017, 4:00 pm
chuckle, chuckle....
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 6:20 am

Looks like a win to me, the floor gets clean at the same time as the dishes.


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